Thursday, February 16, 2006

Globilization

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess,with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;treated by an American doctor,using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by Indian, using Bill Gates's technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,that use Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers,hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
That, my friend, is Globalization